On the first day of convention my church gave to me a lawsuit from 815.
On the second day of convention my church gave to me two deposed bishops (Schofield and Duncan, of course)
and a lawsuit from 815.
On the third day of convention my church gave to me three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815.
On the fourth day of convention my church gave to me four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815.
On the fifth day of Convention my church gave to me five golden patens... no wait, they took those.
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815.
On the sixth day of Convention my church gave to me six MDG's
five golden chalises... no wait, they took those too.
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815.
On the seventh day of Convention my church gave to me seven bloggers blogging
six MDG's
five golden thuribles... oops, no they were taken too.
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815.
On the 8th day of Convention my church gave to me eight empty promises
seven bloggers blogging
six MDG's
five golden offering plates... oh, they took those too??? drat.
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815
On the 9th day of convention my church gave to me nine press releases
eight empty promises
seven bloggers bloggin
six MDG's
five golden candlesti---... Oh, not those too.
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815
On the tenth day of convention my church gave to me ten empty buildings
nine press releases
eight empty promises
seven bloggers blogging
six MDG's
five pieces of missing altarware (there, is that more accurate?)
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815
On the eleventh day of convention my church gave to me eleven lawyers suing
ten empty buildings
nine press releases
eight empty promises
seven bloggers blogging
six MDG's
five pieces of missing altarware
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops
and a lawsuit from 815
On the twelfth day of convention my church gave to me... (deep breath... ready? let's go for it!)
twelve StandFirm comments
eleven lawyers suing
ten empty buildings
nine press releases
eight empty promises
seven bloggers blogging
six MDG's
five pieces of missing altarware
four angry wardens
three pre-convention hearings
two deposed bishops...
....and a lawsuit from 815!!!!
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