INFP: "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to sing in the shower if there's someone else in the house, and the wisdom to, oh forget that last bit, okay, God?"
INTP: “God grant me the serenity to think of a viable plan for how to solve these problems, the courage to get the ball rolling, and the wisdom to remember what we were talking about in the first place.”
ESFP: “God, oh, hi God! How are you today? I was wondering, God, if you’re not too busy and all, there’s a lot of stuff in my life right now that gives me some anxiety and makes me kind of nervous about the future and there’s nothing I can do about it and all, so if you could just help me have, I don’t know, some sense of being not so worried or something. And maybe help to stand up to some problems that, oh look a puppy! and um, what were we talking about again? Sorry, I lost track.”
INTJ: “God, the prayer says I’m supposed to ask you to grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference, so could you do that for me? Thanks.”
I started this in a conversation with a friend, it seemed like a fun idea to blog them out. But being an Intuitive Perceiver, I’m feel no deep personal need to finish all sixteen types, so I’ll leave it for the reader to add on. I think I like the first two best… but since I’m borderline between INFP and INTP, they’re the types I know best. Write what you know, right?